Occupation: Playwright Birth: May 19, 1876 Death: April 3, 1933
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork..
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something..
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton..
I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought..
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away..
You're a mouse studying to be a rat..
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne..
Easy street is a blind alley..
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are people who helped him get his fortune..
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong..
A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant..
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it..
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed..
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research..
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education..
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at..
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoro….
The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more..
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down..
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave..
The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears..