Occupation: Film Producer Birth: December 1, 1935
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door..
We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice..
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings..
I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm..
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you..
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats..
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun..
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse..
Eighty percent of success is showing up..
Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing..
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government..
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans..
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle..
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem..
If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check..
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once..
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons..
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you..
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm..
I think universal harmony is a pipedream and it may be more productive to focus on more modest goals, like a ban on yodeling..
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens..