My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues..

Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she’s not coming back.

Because of television, sports columnists have become personalities. I went to a party [during Super Bowl week] and there must have been 500 people wh….

Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar..