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I want to make sure that people know that I can only be myself - I can't be a spokesperson for people with disabilities, because everybody has a completely different experience. I'm glad that I'm able to inspire parents to see one way to deal with it, but at the same time, I tell a lot of dirty jokes.

When people think of me, I want them to think of a travel show host who's really funny and good at his job, and I think eventually the CP won't even play into it, or at least that's the goal.

A lot of the time, when people meet someone in a wheelchair, or with some disability, it's the first thing they notice, but they don't know how to react.

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.

I have one of the worst voices in the history of recorded time.

Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.

Religion is something we don't talk about, and it is used by uneducated people as a weapon to divide us as opposed to connect with each other.

My family is weird in a very good way because I was always exposed to the arts.

I don't subscribe to the idea that if you don't have the body you want, you can't be proud of the body you have. I think you can do both.

There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best of it ever since.

Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.

The Internet is crazy, and I love it!

When I was five years old, I auditioned for the role of 'Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.'

When I get real excited, my muscles go into spasm, so they just shake.

My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got.

I've always wanted to do a travel show for people who never thought they could.

It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that you go through when you travel. You have to have a sense of humor about it and take it in stride. My whole approach is to embrace spontaneity.

My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other, and it's always been a way for me to get to know people.

Religion is such an important part of so many people's lives, and I don't understand it at all.

We've all got hurdles we have to overcome, and mine are not necessarily any bigger than anyone else's.