I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents..

At first, I didn't really care if global warming existed. But then I realized it means that less bums would freeze to death in the winter.

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there..

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know..

A lot of people say colonialism was 'evil' or whatever, but what have they really done with Africa since we gave it back to them? I don't think it sh….

I know that [Mike] Tyson talked about wanting to eat his opponent's children, but I don't think he ever had the balls to do it. I'm different - when ….

Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true..

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog.

Of course killing people is 'wrong', but I think history shows that sometimes it serves the greater good..

It blows my mind that there are people out there who deny the holocaust. Why would you ever deny such a great achievement. It's like denying the cure….

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities..

First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it. She was addicted to crack, so of course she did ….

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him..

I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy who looked so eager to see it, like it was Christmas morn….

It's not that I'm racist or anything, because I'm not, but I just don't think we should be wasting our time helping people that are going to die soon….

I stand stark naked in front of the mirror and gaze directly into my own eyes. I utter 'Good morning, handsome' and my lips quiver as I stare at myow….

I never taught a blind/deaf chick to read, but somehow I've managed to turn Scrubs into a watchable show. That may not sound like much, but take a lo….

I think there are bound to be obstacles in any path to success. I mean, I'm Jewish, and there's nothing I can do about that. Instead of sitting aroun….

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people..

I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever.

As a kid who wasn't into sports, at school I felt almost alienated at times, whereas in the theatre community there was this amazing sense of camarad….