At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch..

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'.

You write things that are of interest to you. There's no focus group..

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker..

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for th….

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese..

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means..

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?.

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself..

My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were ….

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles..

I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock..

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver..

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy..

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean..

My forte is awkwardness..

I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack..

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers..

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort..