Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister..

Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality..

I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players.

That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not..

Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I'll show you who's gay!.

When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari you put premium fuel in the tank, you drive onto the motorway and you floor the acc….

José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission ….

England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have e….

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am..

You don't need a team leader, you need quality..

When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me..

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million ….

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin.

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get..

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel..

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation..

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog..

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards..

I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch..

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions.

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... The….