I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house..

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school..

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?.

I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing..

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands..

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars..

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it..

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful..

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult..

As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face..

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage..

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do..

I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect..

Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles..

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names..

My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes..

Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense..

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?.

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back..

What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining..

To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness..