In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work.

- Cathy Guisewite

Now I'm searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn't have a date and isn't too depressing to be around. It's getting hard…

- Cathy Guisewite

I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now.

- Cathy Guisewite

I'm lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself and an amazing ability to slip into complete denial if the subject matt…

- Cathy Guisewite

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

- Cathy Guisewite

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17 ... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29 ... garbage can liners, $3.98 ... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I'm …

- Cathy Guisewite

I'm married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the …

- Cathy Guisewite

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar.

- Cathy Guisewite

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.

- Cathy Guisewite