A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.

- Dax Shepard

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing, even more than I …

- Dax Shepard

From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober, have honestl…

- Dax Shepard

Because 98 percent of our ideas are not great ideas, or everyone would be a billionaire. So yeah. That's something people have had a lot of experienc…

- Dax Shepard

I try to approach making movies in a way that it's about the making of them and not the result of them, if that makes sense.

- Dax Shepard

Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess, but if you stick around long enough, eventually s…

- Dax Shepard

Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,…

- Dax Shepard

When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's available 24/7 if I wa…

- Dax Shepard

People only attack when they see weakness or when they think that someone is ashamed of it or embarrassed and they can't wait to stick it to 'em.

- Dax Shepard