Drinking is not a spectator sport.

- Jim Brosnan

When 20,000 people applaud you as you walk out to do your job, it should be an inspiration.

- Jim Brosnan

Nothing makes a pitcher feel more secure than the sight of his teammates circling the bases during a ball game.

- Jim Brosnan

All coaches religiously carry fungo bats in the spring to ward off suggestions that they are not working.

- Jim Brosnan

Umpires are most vigorous when defending their miscalls.

- Jim Brosnan