I don't remember what script it was, but at the Monday table read, the [opening] teaser didn't work.We went back and had to think of a new teaser, an…

- David Lee

You have to be deviant if you're going to do anything new.

- David Lee

I had heard about Cheers, of course, but I never watched it. So I watched two episodes, and I was like, "Oh my God. This is really good."

- David Lee

The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting t…

- David Lee

Hey, don't stick that tongue out, unless you're gonna use it.

- David Lee

That's the best way to audition for anything: When your back-up plan is your dream, you know?

- David Lee

My art has nothing to do with servicing collectors, it's for living, for turning on with.

- David Lee

I didn't hit one three-pointer in college, and a couple of those were right on the college three line. I didn't feel comfortable much outside of 12 t…

- David Lee

I was 23, and I was in L.A. while on hiatus [as an understudy] from Biloxi Blues on Broadway. The guy that I'd been studying with had been fired for …

- David Lee