There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo.

- Bill Bryson

English is full of booby traps for the unwary foreigner. Any language where the unassuming word fly signifies an annoying insect, a means of travel, …

- Bill Bryson

In the morning I awoke early and experienced that sinking sensation that overcomes you when you first open your eyes and realize that instead of a no…

- Bill Bryson

That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's gone, it's too late to get it back.

- Bill Bryson

There are three stages in scientific discovery. First, people deny that it is true, then they deny that it is important; finally they credit the wron…

- Bill Bryson

Take a moment from time to time to remember that you are alive. I know this sounds a trifle obvious, but it is amazing how little time we take to rem…

- Bill Bryson

Eating in Sweden is really just a series of heartbreaks.

- Bill Bryson

It is always quietly thrilling to find yourself looking at a world you know well but have never seen from such an angle before.

- Bill Bryson

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any num…

- Bill Bryson