For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber. - Al Franken
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
- Al Franken
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota. - Al Franken
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. - Al Franken
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken
Whining is anger through a small opening.
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the vetera… - Al Franken
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran. But when the vetera…
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum. - Al Franken
Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that. - Al Franken
We know that the Russian's interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule. - Al Franken
Anybody who deliberately propagandizes with lies should be held up to scorn and ridicule.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless i… - Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless i…
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