There is no strong beer, just weak men

- Dan Castellaneta

How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, …

- Dan Castellaneta

If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and suc…

- Dan Castellaneta

After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

- Dan Castellaneta

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

- Dan Castellaneta

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in…

- Dan Castellaneta

The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

- Dan Castellaneta

The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal …

- Dan Castellaneta

Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

- Dan Castellaneta