A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

- James P. Gorman

Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of pe…

- James P. Gorman

Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers, they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great e…

- James P. Gorman

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance.

- James P. Gorman

Flyfishing, which has a vaguely mystical aura, is a lot like work. I'm a frenetic flyfisherman. I wade up and down streams, looking for good spots, u…

- James P. Gorman