A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to. - Bob Thaves
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.
- Bob Thaves
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
Money talks — but credit has an echo. - Bob Thaves
Money talks — but credit has an echo.
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. - Bob Thaves
My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it. - Bob Thaves
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don't like turning my back on it.
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS. - Bob Thaves
When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows! - Bob Thaves
People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged. - Bob Thaves
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small. - Bob Thaves
It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.
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