A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster.

- Earl Long

Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don…

- Earl Long

But I'm in favor of every religion with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with Providence that he w…

- Earl Long

I can make them voting machines sing Home Sweet Home.

- Earl Long

The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.

- Earl Long