When I see old photos of me on the beach I don't look too bad... but it's hard trying to breathe in for such a long time when I spot the photographer…

- Gary Lineker

Every act of kindness is potent and lingers long in the heart of the recipient.

- Gary Lineker

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.

- Gary Lineker

To be honest, it would have been better to watch it on Ceefax.

- Gary Lineker

The World Cup is every four years, so it's going to be a perennial problem.

- Gary Lineker

The big thing is, everybody says it's being in the right place at the right time. But it's more than that, it's being in the right place all the time…

- Gary Lineker

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.

- Gary Lineker

You've got no chance of reaching the top if you're just playing for money.

- Gary Lineker

If someone in the crowd spits at you, you have just got to swallow it.

- Gary Lineker