A hot stake is better than a cold chop.

- Curly Howard

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

- Curly Howard

A simple job for simple people.

- Curly Howard

I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaf.

- Curly Howard

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

- Curly Howard

I tried to think but nothing happened!

- Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

- Curly Howard

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

- Curly Howard

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

- Curly Howard