OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children.

- Bil Keane

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything.

- Bil Keane

A peaceful home is as sacred a place as any chapel or cathedral.

- Bil Keane

Today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

- Bil Keane

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

- Bil Keane

I never studied art, but taught myself to draw by imitating the New Yorker cartoonists of that day, instead of doing my homework.

- Bil Keane

Goal begins with "GO."

- Bil Keane

Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm stranded in the wrong time where love is just a lyric in a children's rhyme

- Bil Keane

Lovesick, bitter and hardened heart. Aching, waiting for life to start

- Bil Keane