A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
I always knew what I was doing. - Jackie Gleason
I always knew what I was doing.
- Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle. - Jackie Gleason
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings. - Jackie Gleason
I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us. - Jackie Gleason
Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at. - Jackie Gleason
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy. - Jackie Gleason
Sometimes the feeling that life is great just swells up inside you and fills you with joy.
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we pa… - Jackie Gleason
Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity; at least while dreaming, we pa…
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets. - Jackie Gleason
I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
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