A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV. - Yeardley Smith
It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
- Yeardley Smith
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings. - Yeardley Smith
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help. - Yeardley Smith
Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends. - Yeardley Smith
Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican. - Yeardley Smith
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!. - Yeardley Smith
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. - Yeardley Smith
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you? - Yeardley Smith
Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the R… - Yeardley Smith
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the R…
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