Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.

- Fred Dibnah

One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker!

- Fred Dibnah

We've become a nation of con men, living by selling double glazing to each other.

- Fred Dibnah

A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar.

- Fred Dibnah