A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

- Oscar Levant

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

- Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

My psychiatrist once said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone'.

- Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.

- Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

- Oscar Levant

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

- Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

- Oscar Levant