Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

- Lawrence Tierney

Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me.

- Lawrence Tierney

Nevermind what you normally would do. Just cough up your goddam buck like everyone else.

- Lawrence Tierney

A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.

- Lawrence Tierney

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

- Lawrence Tierney

Put good energy out. Get good energy back.

- Lawrence Tierney

I don’t like gambling very much. I don’t like being at the mercy of those little white squares that roll around and decide whether you win or lose. I…

- Lawrence Tierney