Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

- Eddie Cantor

Matrimony is not a word, it's a sentence.

- Eddie Cantor

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going to fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.

- Eddie Cantor

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.

- Eddie Cantor

All women are natural born espionage agents.

- Eddie Cantor

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

- Eddie Cantor

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

- Eddie Cantor

It takes years to make an overnight success.

- Eddie Cantor

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

- Eddie Cantor