A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient. - Moms Mabley
It's no disgrace to be old. But damn if it isn't inconvenient.
- Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em. - Moms Mabley
The teenagers aren't all bad. I love 'em if nobody else does. There ain't nothing wrong with young people. Jus' quit lyin' to 'em.
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house! - Moms Mabley
Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police. - Moms Mabley
Anytime you see me with my arms around an old man, I'm holding him for the police.
A woman is a woman until the day she dies, but a man's man only as long as he can - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it. - Moms Mabley
[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Moms Mabley
Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one. - Moms Mabley
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick. - Moms Mabley
My husband was so ugly, he used to stand outside the doctor’s office and make people sick.
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