I inherited my ability from both parents; my mother's ability for spending money, and my father's ability for not earning it.
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them. - Laurence J. Peter
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
- Laurence J. Peter
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world - Laurence J. Peter
The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J. Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know. - Laurence J. Peter
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought - Laurence J. Peter
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest. - Laurence J. Peter
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women. - Laurence J. Peter
There are more pretty photographs of women than there are photographs of pretty women.
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice. - Laurence J. Peter
. . . if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. - Laurence J. Peter
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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