To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

- Richard Miller

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

- Richard Miller

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

- Richard Miller

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

- Richard Miller

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

- Richard Miller

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.

- Richard Miller

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

- Richard Miller

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

- Richard Miller