I lost the accent years ago, but I'm still very proud to be Scottish, and I love wearing a kilt.

- Steve Valentine

Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet

- Steve Valentine

I was big into mythology when I was a kid - Arthurian legends and Greek mythology, that was kind of my passion. I hadn't heard of the books, but I wa…

- Steve Valentine

My character on 'I'm In the Band,' Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That's completely on the other end of the spe…

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I've been doing magic since I was five years old, and when I was trying to get acting gigs, I found I could make a good living at it. It's great to k…

- Steve Valentine

My fave routine is The Roller Coaster. First of all it's a great way to get into a card trick, without stating it's a card trick. The routine is so b…

- Steve Valentine

My friend Fred Coury, the drummer in '80s rock band Cinderella, told me that in the rock world, you're either still there, or you're struggling to ge…

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When I was 16 and wanted to be an actor, people told me to go work at the supermarket.

- Steve Valentine