Acceptable rules of conduct were suspended when it came to the spoon shortage. The deficit had gotten so bad that prices were all but unaffordable, and dynastic spoon succession had become a matter of considerable interest. Spoons were even postcode engraved and carried on one's person to eliminate theft, and good table manners, one of the eight pillars upon which the Collective was built, had been relaxed to allow tea to be stirred - shockingly - with the handle of a fork.
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. - Jasper Fforde
Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.
- Jasper Fforde
To each our own Hamlet. - Jasper Fforde
To each our own Hamlet.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once. - Jasper Fforde
Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu… - Jasper Fforde
If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolu…
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert. - Jasper Fforde
For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction. - Jasper Fforde
Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble. - Jasper Fforde
We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Jasper Fforde
Failure concentrates the mind wonderfully. If you don't make mistakes, you're not trying hard enough.
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