I've been racketeered on.

- Randy Quaid

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

- Randy Quaid

I already did everything one time and that makes that one time stick out.

- Randy Quaid

I would never walk off any show.

- Randy Quaid

Just about every actor wants to be a Disney cartoon voice at some point.

- Randy Quaid

I love my brother. I miss my brother.

- Randy Quaid

I'm not crazy. I play a lot of crazy characters, but I'm an actor.

- Randy Quaid

When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole life…

- Randy Quaid

Honestly, it was pretty challenging working with a talking raccoon.

- Randy Quaid