In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!

- Jenny Mollen

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

- Jenny Mollen

My parents ... are more like cats. They accidentally had a litter of kittens, and then emotionally moved on to whatever ball of yarn rolled past thei…

- Jenny Mollen

Throughout my childhood, my parents dropped me off at a multitude of therapists' offices in hopes that I'd avoid growing up to be the kind of asshole…

- Jenny Mollen

There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.

- Jenny Mollen

I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time.

- Jenny Mollen

I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

- Jenny Mollen

I think as an actress before I was on Twitter I thought, I'm only doing drama [and dramatic roles]... but then as soon I started tweeting it was like…

- Jenny Mollen

I like you just the way I am.

- Jenny Mollen