I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body.
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny. - Paul Provenza
I know jazz is completely un-American. But the reason why America doesn't like it is because it's not funny. We [americans] have made jazz funny.
- Paul Provenza
I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record. - Paul Provenza
I actually had to leave the country for infractions to fall off my record.
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primi… - Paul Provenza
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, 'Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primi…
If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And … - Paul Provenza
If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And …
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfol… - Paul Provenza
As a comedian, I'm like one of those on-the-scene reporters. I will actually go and try to find disasters so I can write jokes as the disasters unfol…
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure! - Paul Provenza
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
I actually go to church. I know it's hard for you to believe. It's only because you know that Jesus on the cross? I love his smooth hairless body. - Paul Provenza
How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the sa… - Paul Provenza
How many impressionist painters painted the same damned thing? How many actors have played the same part in renditions of a play or dancers do the sa…
There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans. - Paul Provenza
There is no democrats or republicans, right or left, red state or blue state. We are all one. And we are all unified against Mexicans.
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