Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on while performing ... If your girlfriend asks you to choose between her and your music, sell your instruments immediately - especially if you're a drummer ... Finally, go easy on the supermodels, don't forget to tune, and remember: a tiny bit of dry ice and lasers goes a long way. Ditto with tattoos.
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than… - Ian Shoales
The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than…
- Ian Shoales
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on… - Ian Shoales
Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your shirt on…
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter. - Ian Shoales
Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-p… - Ian Shoales
I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why should the motion-p…
Favorite color: I hate colors. - Ian Shoales
Favorite color: I hate colors.
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic. - Ian Shoales
Americans will buy anything, as long as it doesn't cross the thin line between cute and demonic.
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn. - Ian Shoales
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn.
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written… - Ian Shoales
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written…
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. - Ian Shoales
I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French.
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