Sometimes I'll go down a path, and I'll just pray that something's going to come to get me out of this path that I'm on.

- Tim Meadows

Everything that happens to me in my life, be it good or bad, it's all education, and it's important for that to become part of what you do. It all fe…

- Tim Meadows

I had the afro when I was in high school. I had the flattop during a short period in the early '90s. And I've had different variations of dreadlocks.…

- Tim Meadows

In my experience with women that I’ve dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care about. And even if you aren’t a huge fan of it, you s…

- Tim Meadows

At a certain point in my personal life, I went through a divorce and lost some people close to me.

- Tim Meadows

There's no wrong move on stage. You can do no wrong if you just trust your instincts.

- Tim Meadows

Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.

- Tim Meadows

Learning lines is my biggest challenge.

- Tim Meadows

I've never been arrested. I've been stopped, searched and had a gun put to my head by the Chicago cops.

- Tim Meadows