It's one thing to have talent. It's another to figure out how to use it.

- Roger Miller

Without missing a beat Roger says, All the moneys right down here and points to the 1st three frets.

- Roger Miller

Age doesn't make a man.

- Roger Miller

Junk bonds are the Holy Grail for hostile takeovers.

- Roger Miller

The human mind is a wonderful thing, it starts working from before you're born and doesn't stop till you sit down to write a song.

- Roger Miller

If I had my life to live over... I wouldn't have time.

- Roger Miller

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, ain't got no big regrets. Two hours of pushin' broom, buys an eight …

- Roger Miller

I always took a great deal of pride in being original.

- Roger Miller

Wow. Imagine what God could have done if he'd had money.

- Roger Miller