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Agnes was the worst prophet that's ever existed. Because she was always right. That's why the book never sold.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote humorously highlights the irony of being a 'prophet' who is always correct, suggesting that honesty can be detrimental to success.
In this quote, Neil Gaiman conveys a humorous and ironic perspective on prophecy and success. Agnes, despite her accurate predictions, fails to achieve success because her unwavering correctness contrasts with the common expectation of a prophet, emphasizing that sometimes, telling the truth can alienate rather than attract an audience. This reflects the idea that in certain contexts, especially in creative endeavors, being too honest or accurate can hinder popularity and acceptance.
Themes
ProphetSuccessIronyTruthHumor
In practice
Example use cases
Use this quote in a discussion about the challenges of being honest in business.
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