You've got to think of the fine times you had with your mate, not the moment of his perishin'. Every tear you shed now only wets his windin' sheet an…

- L.A. Meyer

What's the matter Jaimy? Ain't-cha never seen a girl before? -Jacky Faber

- L.A. Meyer

We clear the harbor and the wind catches her sails and my beautiful ship leans over ever so gracefully, and her elegant bow cuts cleanly into the inc…

- L.A. Meyer

Well,' I shrug, all innocent, 'we all ride our little hobbyhorses, don't we, Mr. Peel?

- L.A. Meyer

I'm really a peaceful sort of coward.

- L.A. Meyer

Ah Padriac. I have often wondered if boys who have flaming red hair up top also have...yep.

- L.A. Meyer

Why did I follow her? If you must know, Sir, it was easy. Pound for pound, Puss-in-Boots was the best commander I ever served under.

- L.A. Meyer

I fear that I am losing my mind. But really, it would not be such a precious thing to lose, as it only causes me pain.

- L.A. Meyer

I close my eyes, hoping to slip into the same dream again, but then that never happens, does it?

- L.A. Meyer