You know, a dame with a rod is like a guy with a knitting needle.

- Daniel Mainwaring

Love, desire, ambition, faith - without them, life's so simple, believe me.

- Daniel Mainwaring

I want to love and be loved.... I don't want a world without love or grief or beauty. I'd rather die.

- Daniel Mainwaring

All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious.

- Daniel Mainwaring

The mind is a strange and wonderful thing. I'm not sure it'll ever be able to figure itself out. Everything else maybe, from the atom to the universe…

- Daniel Mainwaring

Seems like everything people oughta know they just don't want to hear. I guess that's the big trouble with the world.

- Daniel Mainwaring