The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then dro…

- Jimmy Pardo

Remember when you were a kid, you'd jump on the bed, and you'd have no worries in the world, and you'd just jump on it? The idea of that now scares t…

- Jimmy Pardo

I had what can only be described as the worst voice in the history of music.

- Jimmy Pardo

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

- Jimmy Pardo

I grew up in the South Side, and when we would have snow and blizzards and drifts, we would jump off the garage roof into the snow. Now if I'm up on …

- Jimmy Pardo

I'm definitely allergic, by the way, but I love kitty cats.

- Jimmy Pardo

In fact, somebody keeps putting on my Wikipedia page that I'm either Don Pardo's son or grandson. I had an audition recently where the woman said, "I…

- Jimmy Pardo

Very rarely will I say nice things about myself because that'll only lead to self-esteem, but the podcast is something I'm really proud of and I thin…

- Jimmy Pardo