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I also have a brand-new prescription for gunfire jitters: When the shooting gets loud, proceed to the nearest wooden staircase. Run up and down a few times, making sure to stumble at least once. What with the scratches and the noise of running and falling, you won't even be able to hear the shooting, much less worry about it. Yours truly has put this magic formula to use, with great success!

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Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.

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What is done cannot be undone, but one can prevent it happening again

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We’re all alive, but we don’t know why or what for; we’re all searching for happiness; we’re all leading lives which are different and yet the same.

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I firmly believe that nature brings solace in all troubles.

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You can always give something, even if it is only kindness.

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I wish to go on living even after my death.

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Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices. Then our choices make us.

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And you can always, always, give kindness

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I'm sentimental--I know. I'm desperate and silly--I know that too. Oh, help me!

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