I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

- Bruce Vilanch

It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't c…

- Bruce Vilanch

I mean, if they're doing a television show every night like Jon Stewart, or Ellen, or David Letterman, then they have their bunch of people who are s…

- Bruce Vilanch

I think probably the best example was the year Jack Palance dropped down and gave us push-ups when he accepted his award for supporting actor. Then w…

- Bruce Vilanch

I do a lot of screen re-writing.

- Bruce Vilanch

You know, you have to do homework. You listen to who they are, what they do. I also compare it to designing clothes for people. If somebody brings in…

- Bruce Vilanch

I have one rave New York Times review framed next to a flop Los Angeles Times review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show.…

- Bruce Vilanch

Now what's important is that they have an attitude. Everybody has a look, but not everybody has cultivated what their stage persona is. And so when y…

- Bruce Vilanch

What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

- Bruce Vilanch