Although practice swings Can be helpful things, Twere better, indeed, not take any Than to fiddle and fret And before playing get Exhausted from taking too many.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. - Richard Armour
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age.
- Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less. - Richard Armour
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone. - Richard Armour
If I ever make a hole in one, A thrill that I've never known, I won't be believed and I'll have no fun, For I'm sure to be playing alone.
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband … - Richard Armour
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband …
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got… - Richard Armour
Good sportsmanship we hail, we sing, It's always pleasant when you spot it. There's only one unhappy thing: You have to lose to prove that you've got…
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through. - Richard Armour
I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll. - Richard Armour
Shake and shake the catsup bottle none will come and then a lot'll.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'. - Richard Armour
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. - Richard Armour
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
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