Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.

- Alton Brown

I grill, therefore I am.

- Alton Brown

Your patience will be rewarded.

- Alton Brown

Do not allow watching food to replace making food.

- Alton Brown

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

- Alton Brown

Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.

- Alton Brown

I'm too tired to hate.

- Alton Brown

In the end, all journeys are spiritual. So go off the main road. Be givers of hospitality and gracious takers of it too. Accept the serendipitous mom…

- Alton Brown

I do like artfully breaking rules.

- Alton Brown