Always warm up the audience with a joke....If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that it's a joke.
Victory [over homophobia] may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that "don't ask, don't tell" and same-sex adoption bans will be as … - Jacob M. Appel
Victory [over homophobia] may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that "don't ask, don't tell" and same-sex adoption bans will be as …
- Jacob M. Appel
Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform. - Jacob M. Appel
Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.
Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one p… - Jacob M. Appel
Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one p…
The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in… - Jacob M. Appel
The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in…
The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him. - Jacob M. Appel
The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.
Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win. - Jacob M. Appel
Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.
Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history. - Jacob M. Appel
Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy. - Jacob M. Appel
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.
I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage. - Jacob M. Appel
I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.
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