I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife. - Finley Peter Dunne
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
- Finley Peter Dunne
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. - Finley Peter Dunne
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. - Finley Peter Dunne
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite… - Finley Peter Dunne
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite…
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns. - Finley Peter Dunne
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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