I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's j… - Blaize Clement
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's j…
- Blaize Clement
Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old. - Blaize Clement
Being young is easy, you know, but it takes guts to be old.
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house. - Blaize Clement
Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears wo… - Blaize Clement
Perfume companies ought to bottle the smell of crisp bacon. Forget pheromones. I’ll bet a woman with a little spot of bacon grease behind her ears wo…
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take. - Blaize Clement
They say God never gives us more than we can handle, but sometimes I think God has overestimated what I can take.
August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge. - Blaize Clement
August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge.
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out. - Blaize Clement
Protecting people from the truth is another way of shutting them out.
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food. - Blaize Clement
I love the unabashed over-buttered, over-creamed, deep-fried, gooey, over-sugared excessiveness of Amish food.
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left their food b… - Blaize Clement
My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That I left their food b…
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