You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.
The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no … - Gary Larson
The problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you've been having a sublimal effect on everyone in the factory. We're proud of our product, Mr. Fudd, and there's no …
- Gary Larson
I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen. - Gary Larson
I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.
My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other in… - Gary Larson
My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other in…
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude… - Gary Larson
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious drunk kept calling him "Dude…
Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.' - Gary Larson
Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'
It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies. - Gary Larson
It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.
People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I d… - Gary Larson
People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I d…
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'. - Gary Larson
By the time they had diminished from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect 'Hungry'.
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. - Gary Larson
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.
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